Illegal Immigrants Have To Go

There are too many illegal immigrants. The news yesterday said there are 11 million of them. 11 fucking million of them living in the United States. So much of our tax dollars go to give them services. They can’t speak English, so we have to pay for translators. They can’t afford clothing, school supplies, better housing; so it’s handed to them. The schools are overloaded with kids who need ESL classes. The flow keeps coming in, more and more of them filling up neighborhoods.

My ancestors came from Poland, France, Quebec, and England. They came in legally. They got jobs and supported themselves. Some were farmers, and the rest were factory workers. They may have not all learned English, but it wasn’t that important back then. The British ancestors didn’t have a language problem, yet they worked hard in the factories in Rhode Island. They didn’t come to the USA to get handouts.

Some arguments that people have for pro-illegal immigration:

  1. They take the jobs American’s don’t want. 

Fuck. That has to be the dumbest reason to support illegal immigration. Not every US citizen has the education or brains to get a skilled job. There are plenty of high school dropouts who can wash dishes or cut grass. There are plenty of people with low I.Q.s who can mop floors.  There are unemployed people who would gladly take just about any job.

2. Who else will pick our fruit for a few $$$ an hour? Who else will be our kid’s nanny? Who else would cut my grass?

Hey, if you’re rich enough to afford a nanny for your spoiled kids, then you can afford to hire an American citizen. You can also hire a landscaping company to cut your grass.

As for picking produce, there are U.S. citizens who will do that too. There can also be a guest-worker program for people from poorer countries to pick the produce for a season and then take that money back to their home countries.

3. A lot of them are good citizens! 

Yes, a lot of them are good citizens. Yet they could have come legally. Also, a lot of them are criminals. The American jails are some of the most crowded in the world, and many of the in-mates are illegals. Send them all back.

Illegal Immigrants Poem (Disclaimer: I didn’t write this)

I cross ocean,
poor and broke,

Take bus,
see employment folk.

Nice man treat me
good in there,
Say I need to
see welfare.

Welfare say,
“You come no more,
We send cash
right to your door.”

Welfare checks,
they make you wealthy,
Medicaid it keep
you healthy!

By and by,
I got plenty money,
Thanks to you,
American dummy.

Write to friends
in motherland,
Tell them ‘come
fast as you can.’

They come in turbans
and Ford trucks,
I buy big house
with welfare bucks

They come here,
we live together,
More welfare checks,
it gets better!

Fourteen families,
they moving in,
But neighbor’s patience
wearing thin.

Finally, American
moves away,
Now I buy his house,
and then I say,

“Find more aliens
for house to rent.”
And in the yard
I put a tent.

Send for family
they just trash,
But they, too,
draw the welfare cash!

Everything is
very good,
And soon we
own the neighborhood.

We have hobby
it’s called breeding,
Welfare pay
for baby feeding.

Kids need dentist?
Wife need pills?
We get free!
We got no bills!

American crazy!
He pay all year,
To keep welfare
running here.

We think America
darn good place!
Too darn good for
the American Race.

If they no like us,
they can scram,
Got lots of room in
Pakistan .


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